1. when you obstruct a parking lot, they clamp your wheel then page you on a P.A system to MOVE YOUR CAR AWAY.
2. osama's and george bush's father KNEW EACH OTHER before 911.
3. at the oylimpics for handicapped people, all the lots are handicapped ones and the "special" lots ARE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.
4. we press harder on a remote when we know the BATTERIES ARE FLAT.
5. you never heard of 2 internet perverts MEETING EACH OTHER after chatting up in a chat room.
6. banks charge you for insufficient funds to your account when THEY ALREADY KNOW THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THERE.
7. though most of us scringe at them, WE ACTUALY EAT SPIDERS IN OUR SLEEP.
8. we have travelled deep into space, but he HAVE NEVER EXPLORED OUR EARTH FULLY YET.
9. THEY HAVE A CURE FOR AIDS BUT NOT FOR CANCER.
10. SHIT is actually an acronym.
11. kamikazi pilots wear HELMETS.
12. someone actually looked up a cow and said "I WILL DRINK WHATEVER THAT COMES OUT THROUGH THERE."
13. most people actually like to hold down the shift key to type words in capital letters instead OF USING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.

now do u believe that the world is nuts?